Episode 45

Welcoming Sign To Utah

Mars One 1469
Utah 1447
Penis Injuries 1356
Loud Talkers 1243
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Love overbearing governments, nothing to do and anal? Utah might be for you. Plus, Dick breaks his penis and I eat a steak with a dash of barf.

Here’s that clip from Boiler Room I mentioned in this episode:

“We could use you at a two.”

And here’s the bingo game again if you want to play along while listening:


Update: The 3kHz hum has been fixed. It was filtered out and shoved up someone’s ass.

Here’s Greg Simon’s full song played this episode: “If He Could Turn Back Time: Dick vs Dick”

Purdue Review – Defining Conservatism
Thrillist – Some of the crazy drinking laws in Utah
Harris Polls – Loud talkers ranks #2 on the list of annoyances
Medium – Mars One “Scam” and the full story

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