April 28, 2015, Maddox

Episode 50 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock.

Unexpected Guests	2755
High School Prom	1950
First-Time Child Experts	908

Big surprise this week in our Big 50th episode, and what may be the most elaborate prank Dick and I have ever experienced. We're joined by special guest, @Asterios again. Except now he has a new nickname: The Sneaky Greek or Greek Sneak, along with his sidekick, Shifty Sean. Speaking of, here's the brilliant "The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man" series:

http://devastatorpress.com/megaman2/

And because you asked, here's a picture of Sean:

Special thanks to Casper for sponsoring this episode, go to casper.com/biggest. It really helps us support the show, thanks to everyone who has supported our sponsors for keeping us going for 50 episodes.

The hilarious song/voicemail at the end of the episode is by @Reverend_Scott with music by Andy McKee. Make sure to listen past the closing theme song. And finally, here's that fan art sent in by Canon Manley of drunk Dick throwing a shitty orange. You know it's not a Cara Cara orange because I'd be right there to catch it in my mouth:

Thumbnail credit: Jack Tubbs

Sources: New York Times - Unwanted parenting advice from strangers Scary Mommy - Snarky response to unwanted parenting advice from actual parents to actual parents (aka, not Dick)

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