January 13, 2015, Maddox

Episode 35 Transcript courtesy of Laurie Foster

Manspreading Discontent	2676
Satire	-3083

In this episode, I suggest banning satire and the larger implications of terrorist ideology and Dick wants to air out his crotch. Here's to hoping we, as a society, create a national satire registry to check all written documents for witty or sarcastic language that is used to make a point, often ironically.

Here's the Big Boss fan art sent in by Jeremy Belcher:

Yeah I have no neck in this image, that's because I don't need one. Another fan, Lilly Barrera, made her own Christmas sweater based on the thumbnail I created back in Episode 32:

Lilly says, "I bought the sweater, but I knit the design into it myself. This is the first time I've ever knit." First time, nailed it. This sweater will reverse the trend of ugly Christmas sweater parties and usher in a new era of sexually-arousing Christmas sweaters.

We didn't get to it on this episode, but here's a link to an article about how one of the first victims in the Charlie Hebdo attack was a French Muslim police officer: Independent.co.uk: Ahmed Merabet

And finally, here is the track by wauterboi, set in an alternate universe where Dick is a man: Alternate Universe

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