Episode 5

June 17, 2014, Maddox

Episode 5 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock

Conspiracy Dipshits 8478
Car Insurance 2715
Marriage 1480
Table Nazis -1138

Here's the CBS News clip about the divorce rate going down during a recession, stupid Alex Jones predictions that didn't happen, and the video about the Raelian Embassy:

I won't link to the 9/11 video because it's turbo stupid and I don't want to spread it any more than it already has, but if you're curious, search for "100% Proof Holographic Plane" on YouTube.

Correction: the quote I attributed to Lewis Black was actually a Louis CK quote.