Episode 94

March 1, 2016, Dick

Episode 94 Transcript courtesy of Laurie Foster

Slouching 714
Celebrity Prom Requests 482
Adults Living With Their Parents 345

Like AC/DC we are back in black this week to round up the most controversial problem ever brought in on this show. Of course, I'm not talking about Being Black. I'm talking about friggin' Wallets. Dozens of passionate challengers called in to debunk Maddox's non-singular wallet lifestyle. Does he fold under the pressure? Or is the world about to be hit with a new fashion trend: Two wallets for show. Zero wallets for a pro.

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You know who doesn't need wallets? My problem: Adults Living at Home. Because they have no money. Are you an adult living at home? Then you know why it's a big problem. I mean, sure your laundry gets done and you get to eat three home cooked meals a day and you don't have to deal with wasting money on rent or the crushing isolation and disposability of apartment living, but I forgot what the negatives are. Anyway, vote it up. Your parents will thank you for it.

Asterios brings in Slouching, and also a model to demonstrate correct posture. As far as I'm concerned, you can't be a model and eligible for the US Senate at the same time. Anyway, slouching is a big deal if you're into not looking like a degenerate, no-account slob. I think it also causes cancer and heart disease because why not, everything else does. We go over some weird nipple fixes for slouching on the show, but we all know the one true fix: lifting. Go vote it up on the solutions page.

Maddox kicks off prom season by bringing in Celebrity Prom Requests because it bullies celebrities into doing something they don't want to do, and also blames it for Ronda Rousey's loss to the other woman who's name I can't be bothered to look up and don't care about. Is it a problem? Is it no big deal? Or is it someone's secret attempt to get dozens of prom date requests. Find out next week on an all new episode!

And for those who haven't seen the conclusion to Maddox' cricket saga, here it is:

And here's the parade of embarrassment that is the celebrity prom request. Get your cringe-face ready:

Kate Upton prom request:

Ronda Rousey Marine Ball request:

ABC News Mila Kunis prom request:

Shaun White prom request:

Thanks to Asterios for being on the show, check out Asterios' The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man Part II: www.devastatorpress.com/megaman2 And follow him on Twitter @asterios.

And don't forget to check out this month's bonus episode for $1.33

-Maddox here:

I've received several requests for the name of the book about back pain that I mentioned. They're by Dr. Sarno, and this is the most popular one:


Sources: Daily Mail - More adults are living with parents. US News - The new young-adulthood. NPR - Millennials are slow to cut the cord. The Economist - Standing up at work. Prevention - Bad posture affects your health and happiness. Mayo Clinic - Back pain.

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