Like AC/DC we are back in black this week to round up the most controversial problem ever brought in on this show. Of course, I'm not talking about Being Black. I'm talking about friggin' Wallets. Dozens of passionate challengers called in to debunk Maddox's non-singular wallet lifestyle. Does he fold under the pressure? Or is the world about to be hit with a new fashion trend: Two wallets for show. Zero wallets for a pro.
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You know who doesn't need wallets? My problem: Adults Living at Home. Because they have no money. Are you an adult living at home? Then you know why it's a big problem. I mean, sure your laundry gets done and you get to eat three home cooked meals a day and you don't have to deal with wasting money on rent or the crushing isolation and disposability of apartment living, but I forgot what the negatives are. Anyway, vote it up. Your parents will thank you for it.
Asterios brings in Slouching, and also a model to demonstrate correct posture. As far as I'm concerned, you can't be a model and eligible for the US Senate at the same time. Anyway, slouching is a big deal if you're into not looking like a degenerate, no-account slob. I think it also causes cancer and heart disease because why not, everything else does. We go over some weird nipple fixes for slouching on the show, but we all know the one true fix: lifting. Go vote it up on the solutions page.
Maddox kicks off prom season by bringing in Celebrity Prom Requests because it bullies celebrities into doing something they don't want to do, and also blames it for Ronda Rousey's loss to the other woman who's name I can't be bothered to look up and don't care about. Is it a problem? Is it no big deal? Or is it someone's secret attempt to get dozens of prom date requests. Find out next week on an all new episode!
And for those who haven't seen the conclusion to Maddox' cricket saga, here it is:
And here's the parade of embarrassment that is the celebrity prom request. Get your cringe-face ready:
Kate Upton prom request:
Ronda Rousey Marine Ball request:
ABC News Mila Kunis prom request:
Shaun White prom request:
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I've received several requests for the name of the book about back pain that I mentioned. They're by Dr. Sarno, and this is the most popular one: