Episode 11

July 29, 2014, Maddox

Episode 11 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock

Slacktivists 10479
Neil deGrasse Tyson 1075
Know-it-all Masseuses 0
Fries -4718

Here's the article about the slacktivist RED campaign so you can share my hat(RED) for it.

And the USDA stats on fry consumption with an interesting inverse correlation to the rise in obesity according to the CDC. Not that any of this matters because you morons are addicted to your shitty oil-coated starch sticks.