June 24, 2014, Maddox

Episode 6 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock

People Who Can't Eat Spicy Food	3818
Non-Apologies	2620
Condoms	-1185
America Sucks at Soccer	-2354

Here's the article from PopSci.com that suggests love of spicy food is built into your personality and why we all need Mexican parents.

Here's Dick's cool racing rims bro!

And finally, the full timeline of our long, drawn-out non-apology to China. Almost two weeks of bullshit that put billions of dollars in trade and escalated the scenario into an international incident.

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