Bonus Episode 10

August 3, 2015, Maddox

Bonus 10 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock

Free Birth Control 1341
Illustrated Condoms 9
Legalized Prostitution 1326
Refrigeration 1462

All hail hookers! The legalization of prostitution would be a huge step towards no longer demonizing sex. Amnesty International is leading this charge, because maybe they finally see the absurdity of allowing people to pay for sex as long as it's being filmed. And while you're at it, why not have some free birth control? And don't forget to check the illustration to find out which way to put on the condom, otherwise you might have to spend upwards of 1 second flipping it over.

Here's some fan art we received a while back but didn't get a chance to talk about it on this episode. It's posted here because it needs to be seen more: heliumloaded94

And the "proof" mentioned in the show, "Set Theoretic constructions, Super sets, and Degenerate metrics for Solutions" by Dr. Upton. R. Wraung, Ph.D.

Thumbnail by: Clay Rodery, Illustrator,

Finally, here are some sources:

New York Times - Free birth control experiment in Colorado a huge success Village Voice - Effects of single parenthood on a child's upbringing New York Times - Amnesty International weighs decriminalization of prostitution - The Christian right aligns itself with Hollywood blowhards for a perfect storm of self-righteous bloviating - Erection loss rate due to condoms