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Decision Fatigue	819
Prank Bros	804
Bits	158
Overpopulation Alarmists	-81

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Batteries	368
Steam Engines	277
Tapping Your Back Pocket To Make Sure Your Wallet is Still There	192
Deworming Pills	191
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All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Anti-Vaxxers	21	11657
2	Female Genital Mutilation	13	10490
3	Social Justice Warriors (SJW)	57	10246
4	Slacktivists	11	10155
5	Militarized Police	15	10003
6	Engineering Sexism	27	8390
7	Conspiracy Dipshits	5	8301
8	Armchair Psychologists	7	7097
9	Hunger	31	6322
10	Outrage Porn	18	5783
11	Celebrity Worship	29	5570
12	Other N-words	3	5494
13	The Nuremberg Defense	12	4989
14	Well-Intentioned Idiots	44	4577
15	Beats By Dre	13	4515
16	Obesity	48	4289
17	Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife	25	4220
18	Transportation Security Administration (TSA)	18	4168
19	Student Loans	42	3999
20	Diamonds	26	3971
21	Airline Surcharges	28	3883
22	Wage Gap Truthers	49	3775
23	Movie Ratings	9	3769
24	Data Caps	66	3751
25	People who can't eat spicy food	6	3738
26	Loud Muffler Douchebags	36	3727
27	Horoscopes	2	3640
28	Facebook Satire Tags	15	3494
29	Nepotism	17	3361
30	Shame Shaming	9	3355
31	AIDS	19	3337
32	The Huffington Post	44	3272
33	Drones	10	3218
34	Game Post-Purchases	16	3144
35	Anti-Intellectualism	58	3127
36	Wage Theft	61	3038
37	Pedophiles	30	3023
38	Priests	10	3012
39	Self-Defeating Thoughts	67	2981
40	Facebook	27	2977
41	Toms Shoes	21	2952
42	People Who Don't Value Science	62	2922
43	Ebola Alarmists	23	2851
44	Parents Television Council	17	2849
45	Cold Lasers	16	2833
46	Burnt Popcorn	75	2821
47	iPhone 6	20	2767
48	Hipsters	29	2718
49	California Drought Dickbags	22	2717
50	Monkey Copyrights	13	2713
51	Unexpected Guests	50	2710
52	Game Pre-Purchases	16	2674
53	Penis Injuries	45	2659
54	Car Insurance	5	2620
55	Manspreading Discontent	35	2609
56	Unsolicited Advice	44	2599
57	People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs	26	2577
58	Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts	31	2577
59	Non-apologies	6	2565
60	Utah	45	2556
61	Not Enough Black Friday Violence	28	2552
62	Ghostbusting the Patriarchy	38	2551
63	Hippies	22	2526
64	Mars One	45	2493
65	Transgendered MMA Fighters	20	2452
66	Shitty Dads	57	2410
67	Terrorism	70	2399
68	Guys Who Need to Get Laid	4	2386
69	Bacon Worship	48	2373
70	Bro-Downs	29	2340
71	Rose Peddlers	39	2337
72	Valentine's Day	39	2333
73	Loud Talkers	45	2316
74	Fit Shaming	42	2313
75	Teleology	56	2305
76	Perfectionism	54	2300
77	Newscasterbation	40	2274
78	Bad Haircuts	78	2251
79	Type 2 Diabetes	38	2228
80	Domestic Violence	90	2204
81	Ethnic Cleansing	40	2204
82	Witch Alarmists	24	2196
83	College	4	2189
84	Honor Killings	56	2189
85	Shitty Passengers	17	2177
86	Reefer Madness	49	2144
87	Earthquakes	51	2125
88	Crying	1	2106
89	Not Enough Toilets	88	2094
90	Cheating	67	2089
91	Stonewalling Vegans	71	2069
92	Daylight Saving Time	82	2067
93	Chump Syndrome	43	2046
94	Pennies	25	2038
95	Not Enough Organ Donors	81	2037
96	Piss Driblets	64	2027
97	Lesser Minds	34	1998
98	People Texting in Public Walkways	61	1957
99	Non-Porn Porn	36	1955
100	Detox Diets	34	1929
101	High School Prom	50	1906
102	Meetings	23	1897
103	Food Waste	91	1894
104	Sony	32	1869
105	Friend-Zoned Pussies	73	1869
106	Trans Fats / Partially Hydrogenated Oils	62	1865
107	Infantilism	64	1854
108	"Not all blank" Knee-Jerks	79	1845
109	Webby Awards	8	1828
110	The Virginity Stigma	77	1816
111	The Plastic Bag Ban	2	1805
112	Recently Enlightened People	41	1792
113	Bad Blowjobs	53	1782
114	Filter Bubbles	85	1752
115	People Who Can't Cook	68	1748
116	Losing Your Cell Phone	47	1739
117	Affluenza	89	1724
118	Toddlers	68	1711
119	Flat Tires	19	1709
120	Psychics	53	1705
121	Backseat Drivers	87	1704
122	Black Income Disparity	38	1690
123	Made In China	33	1674
124	Paralysis	71	1668
125	Snapchats of Not Tits	23	1631
126	Vine Stars	46	1629
127	Buying Christmas Gifts	32	1624
128	Shitting After You Shower	80	1600
129	Initiating a Conversation	62	1588
130	Human Robots	72	1575
131	Hoverboard Hoaxes	65	1561
132	Death	65	1546
133	The Inability to Disconfirm	82	1537
134	Unappreciated Artists	90	1535
135	Zealots	79	1532
136	Pregnancy	55	1518
137	Presenteeism	86	1502
138	Selfie Stick	59	1462
139	The Movie Frozen	7	1458
140	Fake Lawns	26	1455
141	Global Warming	8	1440
142	Marriage	5	1436
143	Pathogenic Bacteria	74	1408
144	Hunting Cry Babies	64	1406
145	Friend-Zone Opportunists	74	1402
146	Soy	57	1400
147	Gossip	51	1388
148	Superbugs	42	1387
149	Disney	87	1385
150	Indignant Drivers	9	1365
151	Hyphenated Names	12	1325
152	Helping Friends Move	63	1320
153	Zombie Apocalypse Planners	76	1309
154	Slippery Slope Arguments	82	1286
155	Ants	64	1285
156	Poly-Evangelists	69	1284
157	Hiccups	60	1271
158	Everyone Needs to Lose 20 Pounds	3	1248
159	Spoiler Cry Babies	43	1242
160	Confirmation Bias	92	1228
161	Star Wars Prequel Apologists	83	1224
162	Geriatric Action Heroes	83	1223
163	Income Tax	48	1205
164	Last Call	88	1172
165	Envy / Jealousy	85	1160
166	Concussions	85	1157
167	Tractors Pulling Out In Front Of You	55	1145
168	Human Driving Directions	81	1131
169	Sandy Hook Conspiracy Dipshits	86	1123
170	Home Schooling	84	1116
171	People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time	54	1116
172	No One Teaches You How To Have Sex Good	91	1114
173	Babies	18	1107
174	Automatic Hand Dryers	38	1099
175	Internet Addiction	92	1050
176	Elf on the Shelf	84	1048
177	Neil deGrasse Tyson	11	1047
178	Flowers	51	1028
179	Shitting Your Pants	74	1023
180	Hotdog Truthers	42	1014
181	Hangovers	34	963
182	Too Much Star Wars Merchandise	83	953
183	Hay Fever	41	952
184	Automatic Sensors	53	946
185	Street Art Abolitionists	87	937
186	Speech Recognition	55	932
187	Fuckface Donald Trump	80	921
188	Armchair Economists	52	907
189	No Fun League	37	905
190	Sleep Deprivation	95	893
191	Spending Too Much On Christmas Gifts	85	887
192	Shit	66	875
193	Expensive Steak	4	866
194	First-Time Child Experts	50	864
195	Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You	40	859
196	The Travel Bug	37	855
197	The Death of Phone Calls	13	852
198	Decision Fatigue	97	819
199	Prank Bros	97	804
200	Mandatory Holiday Shifts	28	799
201	New Year's Resolutions	33	773
202	The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing	32	766
203	Not Enough Bartenders	8	755
204	The Resolution Race	7	753
205	Cowardly Perverts	77	752
206	Halloween Not Being Recognized as a National Holiday	76	742
207	Jury Duty	36	721
208	Pizza Snobs	55	701
209	Burning Your Mouth On Hot Food	92	676
210	Haters	96	674
211	Artificial Scarcity of Pretzel Buns	71	669
212	Slouching	94	654
213	Emoji	15	648
214	People Who Don't Dress Up On Halloween	24	624
215	McDonald's	66	612
216	Man Buns	72	606
217	No Quality Singles	69	598
218	Free Water Cups	58	593
219	Bathroom Attendants	41	580
220	Forest Fires	54	571
221	Poor Gym Etiquette	96	543
222	Attention Deficit Disorder Diagnosis	96	530
223	Zombies	76	493
224	Being Black	93	486
225	Google Delegators	93	473
226	Bottled Water	95	469
227	Celebrity Prom Requests	94	441
228	Superhero Obsession	81	435
229	Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties	32	433
230	Losing the Remote	87	430
231	Twitter	95	416
232	Lady Thor	10	414
233	Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy	24	394
234	Stoner Marketing	61	376
235	Bachelor Parties	51	371
236	Long Emails	2	367
237	Receipts	92	349
238	Adults Living With Their Parents	94	313
239	The Netflix "Are you still watching?" Button	56	299
240	Lines	81	281
241	The Pronoun "They"	43	273
242	Guys Asking Other Guys About Their Dogs	1	254
243	Anti-Cyclists	12	212
244	No Fumar	59	193
245	The Pope	73	163
246	Bits	97	158
247	People Who Don't Understand Social Cues	14	153
248	Goofy Lightsabers	30	149
249	Ham-fisted Video Game Stories	70	138
250	Wine Snobs	14	118
251	Families	1	89
252	Gourmet Dog Food	31	57
253	Maddox Gets No Credit	14	40
254	Overpriced Vintage Clothing	37	30
255	Bumper Stickers	95	23
256	Monkeys	3	8
257	Burlesque Dancers	27	-1
258	Know-it-all Masseuses	11	-2
259	Sex With The Ex	39	-39
260	Overpopulation Alarmists	97	-81
261	Bicyclers	52	-101
262	Undercooked Rice	29	-102
263	Getting Too High	49	-111
264	People Who Talk About Their Dreams	89	-133
265	Nerd Culture	40	-164
266	Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads	44	-166
267	People Who Complain About What Others Are Doing On Social Media	42	-166
268	The Washington Redskins Controversy	19	-167
269	Tinder	2	-226
270	Q-Tips	91	-241
271	The Female Orgasm	69	-248
272	Unfair Internet Bans	78	-257
273	The BBC	46	-270
274	Audiophiles	30	-337
275	Crickets	90	-356
276	Christmas Trees	84	-384
277	Cop Motorcycle Fairings	25	-411
278	People Who Turn Left	43	-413
279	Chatty Uber Drivers	23	-437
280	Wallets	93	-505
281	Haunts	76	-557
282	People Who Love To Sleep	40	-715
283	Kid Prison	44	-716
284	High Heels	56	-799
285	Dropbox / Cloud Storage	63	-802
286	Lottery Winners	88	-864
287	"Wash Me"	47	-923
288	Self-Checkout Lanes	8	-944
289	Spooning Victims	78	-985
290	Changing Your Sheets	36	-1005
291	Catcalling	25	-1022
292	Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey	19	-1062
293	Condoms	6	-1118
294	Table Nazis	5	-1129
295	Too Long Shorts	67	-1159
296	Spiderwoman's Ass	15	-1284
297	Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who'd Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life	21	-1381
298	Horses	60	-1513
299	Sharks	60	-1575
300	Having Sex In Weird Places	43	-1642
301	Love	39	-1686
302	Leaving Your Fly Open	9	-1755
303	Walking	82	-1851
304	Chaise Sofas	26	-1924
305	Shy People / Introverts	7	-1972
306	Dogs	4	-1981
307	Snakes	28	-2080
308	Indignant Co-hosts	10	-2182
309	America Sucks at Soccer	6	-2275
310	Jennifer Lawrence's Tits	17	-2375
311	French Bread	60	-2518
312	Guardians of the Galaxy	47	-2704
313	Satire	35	-2872
314	Libertarian Theory	75	-3100
315	Too Much Swearing	12	-3561
316	The Concept of a Home Owner's Association As The Perfect Representation of a Libertarian Government Which Dick Insists It's Not So Vote It Down	75	-3576
317	Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft	16	-4060
318	Fries	11	-4484
319	Maddox	1	-4913
320	Tesla	3	-5087

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