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This Week

Perfectionism 1440
People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time 670
Forest Fires 287

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Polio 313
Riots -632
Dumb People -739
The Apple Watch -960
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All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Anti-Vaxxers 21 7439
2 Female Genital Mutilation 13 7348
3 Slacktivists 11 7270
4 Militarized Police 15 6810
5 Conspiracy Dipshits 5 6423
6 Engineering Sexism 27 5948
7 Armchair Psychologists 7 5719
8 Other N-words 3 4214
9 Outrage Porn 18 4129
10 Hunger 31 4019
11 The Nuremberg Defense 12 3895
12 Celebrity Worship 29 3760
13 Beats By Dre 13 3503
14 People who can't eat spicy food 6 3313
15 Movie Ratings 9 3241
16 Well-Intentioned Idiots 44 3200
17 Transportation Security Administration (TSA) 18 3149
18 Airline Surcharges 28 3043
19 Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife 25 3032
20 Diamonds 26 2995
21 Horoscopes 2 2993
22 Facebook Satire Tags 15 2930
23 Loud Muffler Douchebags 36 2891
24 Drones 10 2800
25 Obesity 48 2774
26 Nepotism 17 2704
27 Student Loans 42 2684
28 Priests 10 2672
29 Shame Shaming 9 2664
30 Wage Gap Truthers 49 2662
31 Maddox Gets No Credit 14 2624
32 Game Post-Purchases 16 2548
33 Toms Shoes 21 2472
34 AIDS 19 2466
35 Cold Lasers 16 2465
36 The Huffington Post 44 2455
37 Ebola Alarmists 23 2429
38 iPhone 6 20 2421
39 Pedophiles 30 2405
40 Parents Television Council 17 2362
41 California Drought Dickbags 22 2242
42 Facebook 27 2232
43 Monkey Copyrights 13 2200
44 People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs 26 2192
45 Not Enough Black Friday Violence 28 2183
46 Unexpected Guests 50 2165
47 Non-apologies 6 2153
48 Game Pre-Purchases 16 2134
49 Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts 31 2131
50 Car Insurance 5 2122
51 Unsolicited Advice 44 2095
52 Utah 45 2077
53 Mars One 45 2075
54 Hippies 22 2059
55 Hipsters 29 2056
56 Ghostbusting the Patriarchy 38 2038
57 Manspreading Discontent 35 2014
58 Transgendered MMA Fighters 20 2012
59 Witch Alarmists 24 1985
60 Penis Injuries 45 1984
61 Rose Peddlers 39 1979
62 Wine Snobs 14 1946
63 Newscasterbation 40 1939
64 Bro-Downs 29 1937
65 Valentine's Day 39 1921
66 People Who Can't Read Social Cues 14 1917
67 Bacon Worship 48 1916
68 Guys Who Need to Get Laid 4 1887
69 College 4 1859
70 Fit Shaming 42 1839
71 Loud Talkers 45 1826
72 Reefer Madness 49 1787
73 Shitty Passengers 17 1761
74 Crying 1 1761
75 Pennies 25 1737
76 Sony 32 1723
77 Type 2 Diabetes 38 1707
78 Ethnic Cleansing 40 1705
79 Chump Syndrome 43 1659
80 Earthquakes 51 1651
81 Webby Awards 8 1648
82 Lesser Minds 34 1622
83 High School Prom 50 1618
84 Meetings 23 1602
85 Detox Diets 34 1539
86 Non-Porn Porn 36 1529
87 The Plastic Bag Ban 2 1492
88 Black Income Disparity 38 1458
89 Perfectionism 54 1440
90 Losing Your Cell Phone 47 1397
91 Flat Tires 19 1388
92 Recently Enlightened People 41 1382
93 Made In China 33 1377
94 Buying Christmas Gifts 32 1324
95 Snapchats of Not Tits 23 1315
96 The Movie Frozen 7 1274
97 Marriage 5 1273
98 Fake Lawns 26 1262
99 Bad Blowjobs 53 1212
100 Psychics 53 1191
101 Vine Stars 46 1147
102 Global Warming 8 1133
103 Hyphenated Names 12 1125
104 Indignant Drivers 9 1073
105 Spoiler Cry Babies 43 1059
106 Superbugs 42 1023
107 Gossip 51 1022
108 Everyone Needs to Lose 20 Pounds 3 949
109 Neil deGrasse Tyson 11 948
110 Automatic Hand Dryers 38 922
111 Flowers 51 886
112 Babies 18 882
113 Income Tax 48 881
114 Hotdog Truthers 42 837
115 Expensive Steak 4 823
116 No Fun League 37 775
117 The Travel Bug 37 767
118 Hay Fever 41 727
119 Hangovers 34 716
120 Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You 40 705
121 The Death of Phone Calls 13 703
122 Automatic Sensors 53 699
123 Armchair Economists 52 678
124 People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time 54 670
125 The Resolution Race 7 665
126 New Year's Resolutions 33 631
127 Mandatory Holiday Shifts 28 623
128 People Who Don't Dress Up On Halloween 24 610
129 Jury Duty 36 608
130 The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing 32 571
131 Not Enough Bartenders 8 568
132 Emoji 15 518
133 First-Time Child Experts 50 498
134 Bathroom Attendants 41 388
135 Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties 32 382
136 Bachelor Parties 51 334
137 Lady Thor 10 318
138 Long Emails 2 310
139 Goofy Lightsabers 30 293
140 The Pronoun "They" 43 289
141 Forest Fires 54 287
142 Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy 24 284
143 Anti-Cyclists 12 242
144 Guys Asking Other Guys About Their Dogs 1 230
145 Families 1 162
146 Monkeys 3 17
147 Know-it-all Masseuses 11 0
148 Burlesque Dancers 27 -1
149 Sex With The Ex 39 -17
150 The Washington Redskins Controversy 19 -26
151 Bicyclers 52 -29
152 Gourmet Dog Food 31 -59
153 Getting Too High 49 -71
154 The BBC 46 -120
155 Nerd Culture 40 -198
156 Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads 44 -201
157 Overpriced Vintage Clothing 37 -228
158 Tinder 2 -266
159 People Who Turn Left 43 -287
160 People Who Complain About What Others Are Doing On Social Media 42 -289
161 Audiophiles 30 -316
162 Undercooked Rice 29 -318
163 Cop Motorcycle Fairings 25 -354
164 Chatty Uber Drivers 23 -387
165 People Who Love To Sleep 40 -635
166 Self-Checkout Lanes 8 -668
167 "Wash Me" 47 -699
168 Kid Prison 44 -727
169 Catcalling 25 -825
170 Condoms 6 -856
171 Changing Your Sheets 36 -867
172 Spiderwoman's Ass 15 -876
173 Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey 19 -956
174 Table Nazis 5 -1055
175 Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who'd Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life 21 -1163
176 Having Sex In Weird Places 43 -1255
177 Love 39 -1412
178 Dogs 4 -1466
179 Chaise Sofas 26 -1558
180 Shy People / Introverts 7 -1599
181 Jennifer Lawrence's Tits 17 -1669
182 Leaving Your Fly Open 9 -1700
183 Indignant Co-hosts 10 -1736
184 Snakes 28 -1797
185 America Sucks at Soccer 6 -1866
186 Satire 35 -1908
187 Guardians of the Galaxy 47 -1948
188 Too Much Swearing 12 -2560
189 Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft 16 -3019
190 Fries 11 -3219
191 Tesla 3 -3580
192 Maddox 1 -4608

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