The Problems

This Week

Decision Fatigue 819
Prank Bros 804
Bits 158
Overpopulation Alarmists -81

Bonus Episode Solutions

Batteries 368
Steam Engines 277
Tapping Your Back Pocket To Make Sure Your Wallet is Still There 192
Deworming Pills 191
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All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Anti-Vaxxers 21 11657
2 Female Genital Mutilation 13 10490
3 Social Justice Warriors (SJW) 57 10246
4 Slacktivists 11 10155
5 Militarized Police 15 10003
6 Engineering Sexism 27 8390
7 Conspiracy Dipshits 5 8301
8 Armchair Psychologists 7 7097
9 Hunger 31 6322
10 Outrage Porn 18 5783
11 Celebrity Worship 29 5570
12 Other N-words 3 5494
13 The Nuremberg Defense 12 4989
14 Well-Intentioned Idiots 44 4577
15 Beats By Dre 13 4515
16 Obesity 48 4289
17 Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife 25 4220
18 Transportation Security Administration (TSA) 18 4168
19 Student Loans 42 3999
20 Diamonds 26 3971
21 Airline Surcharges 28 3883
22 Wage Gap Truthers 49 3775
23 Movie Ratings 9 3769
24 Data Caps 66 3751
25 People who can't eat spicy food 6 3738
26 Loud Muffler Douchebags 36 3727
27 Horoscopes 2 3640
28 Facebook Satire Tags 15 3494
29 Nepotism 17 3361
30 Shame Shaming 9 3355
31 AIDS 19 3337
32 The Huffington Post 44 3272
33 Drones 10 3218
34 Game Post-Purchases 16 3144
35 Anti-Intellectualism 58 3127
36 Wage Theft 61 3038
37 Pedophiles 30 3023
38 Priests 10 3012
39 Self-Defeating Thoughts 67 2981
40 Facebook 27 2977
41 Toms Shoes 21 2952
42 People Who Don't Value Science 62 2922
43 Ebola Alarmists 23 2851
44 Parents Television Council 17 2849
45 Cold Lasers 16 2833
46 Burnt Popcorn 75 2821
47 iPhone 6 20 2767
48 Hipsters 29 2718
49 California Drought Dickbags 22 2717
50 Monkey Copyrights 13 2713
51 Unexpected Guests 50 2710
52 Game Pre-Purchases 16 2674
53 Penis Injuries 45 2659
54 Car Insurance 5 2620
55 Manspreading Discontent 35 2609
56 Unsolicited Advice 44 2599
57 People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs 26 2577
58 Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts 31 2577
59 Non-apologies 6 2565
60 Utah 45 2556
61 Not Enough Black Friday Violence 28 2552
62 Ghostbusting the Patriarchy 38 2551
63 Hippies 22 2526
64 Mars One 45 2493
65 Transgendered MMA Fighters 20 2452
66 Shitty Dads 57 2410
67 Terrorism 70 2399
68 Guys Who Need to Get Laid 4 2386
69 Bacon Worship 48 2373
70 Bro-Downs 29 2340
71 Rose Peddlers 39 2337
72 Valentine's Day 39 2333
73 Loud Talkers 45 2316
74 Fit Shaming 42 2313
75 Teleology 56 2305
76 Perfectionism 54 2300
77 Newscasterbation 40 2274
78 Bad Haircuts 78 2251
79 Type 2 Diabetes 38 2228
80 Domestic Violence 90 2204
81 Ethnic Cleansing 40 2204
82 Witch Alarmists 24 2196
83 College 4 2189
84 Honor Killings 56 2189
85 Shitty Passengers 17 2177
86 Reefer Madness 49 2144
87 Earthquakes 51 2125
88 Crying 1 2106
89 Not Enough Toilets 88 2094
90 Cheating 67 2089
91 Stonewalling Vegans 71 2069
92 Daylight Saving Time 82 2067
93 Chump Syndrome 43 2046
94 Pennies 25 2038
95 Not Enough Organ Donors 81 2037
96 Piss Driblets 64 2027
97 Lesser Minds 34 1998
98 People Texting in Public Walkways 61 1957
99 Non-Porn Porn 36 1955
100 Detox Diets 34 1929
101 High School Prom 50 1906
102 Meetings 23 1897
103 Food Waste 91 1894
104 Sony 32 1869
105 Friend-Zoned Pussies 73 1869
106 Trans Fats / Partially Hydrogenated Oils 62 1865
107 Infantilism 64 1854
108 "Not all blank" Knee-Jerks 79 1845
109 Webby Awards 8 1828
110 The Virginity Stigma 77 1816
111 The Plastic Bag Ban 2 1805
112 Recently Enlightened People 41 1792
113 Bad Blowjobs 53 1782
114 Filter Bubbles 85 1752
115 People Who Can't Cook 68 1748
116 Losing Your Cell Phone 47 1739
117 Affluenza 89 1724
118 Toddlers 68 1711
119 Flat Tires 19 1709
120 Psychics 53 1705
121 Backseat Drivers 87 1704
122 Black Income Disparity 38 1690
123 Made In China 33 1674
124 Paralysis 71 1668
125 Snapchats of Not Tits 23 1631
126 Vine Stars 46 1629
127 Buying Christmas Gifts 32 1624
128 Shitting After You Shower 80 1600
129 Initiating a Conversation 62 1588
130 Human Robots 72 1575
131 Hoverboard Hoaxes 65 1561
132 Death 65 1546
133 The Inability to Disconfirm 82 1537
134 Unappreciated Artists 90 1535
135 Zealots 79 1532
136 Pregnancy 55 1518
137 Presenteeism 86 1502
138 Selfie Stick 59 1462
139 The Movie Frozen 7 1458
140 Fake Lawns 26 1455
141 Global Warming 8 1440
142 Marriage 5 1436
143 Pathogenic Bacteria 74 1408
144 Hunting Cry Babies 64 1406
145 Friend-Zone Opportunists 74 1402
146 Soy 57 1400
147 Gossip 51 1388
148 Superbugs 42 1387
149 Disney 87 1385
150 Indignant Drivers 9 1365
151 Hyphenated Names 12 1325
152 Helping Friends Move 63 1320
153 Zombie Apocalypse Planners 76 1309
154 Slippery Slope Arguments 82 1286
155 Ants 64 1285
156 Poly-Evangelists 69 1284
157 Hiccups 60 1271
158 Everyone Needs to Lose 20 Pounds 3 1248
159 Spoiler Cry Babies 43 1242
160 Confirmation Bias 92 1228
161 Star Wars Prequel Apologists 83 1224
162 Geriatric Action Heroes 83 1223
163 Income Tax 48 1205
164 Last Call 88 1172
165 Envy / Jealousy 85 1160
166 Concussions 85 1157
167 Tractors Pulling Out In Front Of You 55 1145
168 Human Driving Directions 81 1131
169 Sandy Hook Conspiracy Dipshits 86 1123
170 Home Schooling 84 1116
171 People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time 54 1116
172 No One Teaches You How To Have Sex Good 91 1114
173 Babies 18 1107
174 Automatic Hand Dryers 38 1099
175 Internet Addiction 92 1050
176 Elf on the Shelf 84 1048
177 Neil deGrasse Tyson 11 1047
178 Flowers 51 1028
179 Shitting Your Pants 74 1023
180 Hotdog Truthers 42 1014
181 Hangovers 34 963
182 Too Much Star Wars Merchandise 83 953
183 Hay Fever 41 952
184 Automatic Sensors 53 946
185 Street Art Abolitionists 87 937
186 Speech Recognition 55 932
187 Fuckface Donald Trump 80 921
188 Armchair Economists 52 907
189 No Fun League 37 905
190 Sleep Deprivation 95 893
191 Spending Too Much On Christmas Gifts 85 887
192 Shit 66 875
193 Expensive Steak 4 866
194 First-Time Child Experts 50 864
195 Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You 40 859
196 The Travel Bug 37 855
197 The Death of Phone Calls 13 852
198 Decision Fatigue 97 819
199 Prank Bros 97 804
200 Mandatory Holiday Shifts 28 799
201 New Year's Resolutions 33 773
202 The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing 32 766
203 Not Enough Bartenders 8 755
204 The Resolution Race 7 753
205 Cowardly Perverts 77 752
206 Halloween Not Being Recognized as a National Holiday 76 742
207 Jury Duty 36 721
208 Pizza Snobs 55 701
209 Burning Your Mouth On Hot Food 92 676
210 Haters 96 674
211 Artificial Scarcity of Pretzel Buns 71 669
212 Slouching 94 654
213 Emoji 15 648
214 People Who Don't Dress Up On Halloween 24 624
215 McDonald's 66 612
216 Man Buns 72 606
217 No Quality Singles 69 598
218 Free Water Cups 58 593
219 Bathroom Attendants 41 580
220 Forest Fires 54 571
221 Poor Gym Etiquette 96 543
222 Attention Deficit Disorder Diagnosis 96 530
223 Zombies 76 493
224 Being Black 93 486
225 Google Delegators 93 473
226 Bottled Water 95 469
227 Celebrity Prom Requests 94 441
228 Superhero Obsession 81 435
229 Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties 32 433
230 Losing the Remote 87 430
231 Twitter 95 416
232 Lady Thor 10 414
233 Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy 24 394
234 Stoner Marketing 61 376
235 Bachelor Parties 51 371
236 Long Emails 2 367
237 Receipts 92 349
238 Adults Living With Their Parents 94 313
239 The Netflix "Are you still watching?" Button 56 299
240 Lines 81 281
241 The Pronoun "They" 43 273
242 Guys Asking Other Guys About Their Dogs 1 254
243 Anti-Cyclists 12 212
244 No Fumar 59 193
245 The Pope 73 163
246 Bits 97 158
247 People Who Don't Understand Social Cues 14 153
248 Goofy Lightsabers 30 149
249 Ham-fisted Video Game Stories 70 138
250 Wine Snobs 14 118
251 Families 1 89
252 Gourmet Dog Food 31 57
253 Maddox Gets No Credit 14 40
254 Overpriced Vintage Clothing 37 30
255 Bumper Stickers 95 23
256 Monkeys 3 8
257 Burlesque Dancers 27 -1
258 Know-it-all Masseuses 11 -2
259 Sex With The Ex 39 -39
260 Overpopulation Alarmists 97 -81
261 Bicyclers 52 -101
262 Undercooked Rice 29 -102
263 Getting Too High 49 -111
264 People Who Talk About Their Dreams 89 -133
265 Nerd Culture 40 -164
266 Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads 44 -166
267 People Who Complain About What Others Are Doing On Social Media 42 -166
268 The Washington Redskins Controversy 19 -167
269 Tinder 2 -226
270 Q-Tips 91 -241
271 The Female Orgasm 69 -248
272 Unfair Internet Bans 78 -257
273 The BBC 46 -270
274 Audiophiles 30 -337
275 Crickets 90 -356
276 Christmas Trees 84 -384
277 Cop Motorcycle Fairings 25 -411
278 People Who Turn Left 43 -413
279 Chatty Uber Drivers 23 -437
280 Wallets 93 -505
281 Haunts 76 -557
282 People Who Love To Sleep 40 -715
283 Kid Prison 44 -716
284 High Heels 56 -799
285 Dropbox / Cloud Storage 63 -802
286 Lottery Winners 88 -864
287 "Wash Me" 47 -923
288 Self-Checkout Lanes 8 -944
289 Spooning Victims 78 -985
290 Changing Your Sheets 36 -1005
291 Catcalling 25 -1022
292 Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey 19 -1062
293 Condoms 6 -1118
294 Table Nazis 5 -1129
295 Too Long Shorts 67 -1159
296 Spiderwoman's Ass 15 -1284
297 Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who'd Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life 21 -1381
298 Horses 60 -1513
299 Sharks 60 -1575
300 Having Sex In Weird Places 43 -1642
301 Love 39 -1686
302 Leaving Your Fly Open 9 -1755
303 Walking 82 -1851
304 Chaise Sofas 26 -1924
305 Shy People / Introverts 7 -1972
306 Dogs 4 -1981
307 Snakes 28 -2080
308 Indignant Co-hosts 10 -2182
309 America Sucks at Soccer 6 -2275
310 Jennifer Lawrence's Tits 17 -2375
311 French Bread 60 -2518
312 Guardians of the Galaxy 47 -2704
313 Satire 35 -2872
314 Libertarian Theory 75 -3100
315 Too Much Swearing 12 -3561
316 The Concept of a Home Owner's Association As The Perfect Representation of a Libertarian Government Which Dick Insists It's Not So Vote It Down 75 -3576
317 Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft 16 -4060
318 Fries 11 -4484
319 Maddox 1 -4913
320 Tesla 3 -5087

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