This week's problems are both subsets of bigger problems: "People Who Can't Cook" is a subset of anti-intellectualism, and "Toddlers" is a subset of "Babies," since not all babies survive it to toddler age, whatever age that may be. Also, whoever wagered his life savings to see a video of a shitty self-checkout machine not working, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org because I'm going to take you to the cleaners. The metaphorical ones when I clean out your bank accounts, and the literal when you shit your pants when you realize I have multiple videos.
Special thanks to Audible. Check out http://audiblepodcast.com/biggest for a free audio book download.
Also, thanks to @asterios for calling in this week. And a big thanks to Tom Phillips and Denzel Walkes from http://www.gameobliterator.biz/ for calling in all the way from Germany to give us his report.