November 11, 2014, Maddox
Episode 26 Transcript
courtesy of Laurie Foster
| Diamonds ||4067|
| People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs ||2648|
| Fake Lawns ||1494|
| Chaise Sofas ||-2013|
Think you can multitask like Dick? Then you'd better plan on scraping a lot of dog shit off your shoes because people can't multitask.
If you think you can, here's a multitasking game
with an unfortunate techno soundtrack to test yourself, or take this multitasking test
from the New York Times to prove how woefully inadequate you are at multitasking. I am the only exception to the rule as I wrote this paragraph, created the thumbnail for this post in Photoshop and passed the Battletoads Bike Stage
with my toes all while simultaneously pleasuring a supermodel and grilling Korean pork spare ribs.
And as mentioned, here's the article titled, Diamonds Are Bullshit
. And here's the very thorough and interesting article from The Atlantic that posits a simple question: Have You Ever Tried to Sell a Diamond?
Finally, if you have 45 minutes to kill and want to get depressed, here's what your arbitrary diamond-fixation is costing: Blood Diamonds: The True Story