We open this week's show with discussing the social media meltdown revolving around the word "cuck." Over the weekend I made a simple meme that made fun of both major political candidates, as they're both as likeable as a shot of bleach. Guess which side had a COMPLETE MELTDOWN? Turns out that these people, for all their bloviating about PC culture being too sensitive, are quite sensitive! Want to reproduce my results? Just follow these simple steps:
1. Make an innocuous joke like this:
2. Sit back and enjoy the overly-sensitive, crybaby dipshits try to insult you with the only word in their vocabulary: "cuck." Here's an example from a more advanced writer, notice the conjunction of the word "cuck" and "master" to create the compound word, "cuckmaster"? Pretty clever. This writer even manages to use 3 other words:
So I made this video in response, and the cry-babies proved my point that they're overly sensitive and thin-skinned by expressing their outrage. Just look at the votes/comments:
Dick tries to explain the old Shakespearean meaning of the word, which is essentially putting other's interest before your own. Others have pointed out that this manifests itself in the phenomenon of raising another man's offspring. Oh man, how embarrassing! I can think of nothing more insulting in this world than someone who would either A) get off to watching other people having sex or B) would want to actually raise a child they didn't father/mother. Look at these suckers getting cuckolded!
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Big announcement this episode: we'll be taking the next two weeks off so I can take time to focus on launching the new podcast and network. More details soon. But I won't leave you hanging, as we'll have best-of episodes in its place, with mix-and-match problems. Sound off below about your favorites. We'll be back to live episodes on May 30th. And for those who still want a little extra to tide you over, here's this month's bonus episode if you haven't checked it out, available for $1.33!
Dick starts us off this week with his problem, which is a big one in my opinion: tipping. It's a phenomenon that most people outside the United States aren't familiar with, as it's virtually unheard of in most of Europe, Asia and the Middle East. It puts you, the customer, in the position of also being the server's manager. You can't sit down and just enjoy your meal because you have to constantly be evaluating your server's performance. It's like becoming a temporary HR manager every time you get a sandwich at a restaurant: fun for no one.
Then I bring in a problem that's as cumbersome to spell as it is to abide: Bureaucracy. It's in every facet of our lives, from phone companies, computer companies, cable companies, appliance companies, plumbers, electricians, power companies, gas utilities, the water company, garbage collectors, debt collectors, banks, universities, government, home owner's associations, game tournaments and church. Everywhere we go in life, there's needless and unwieldy procedures that people follow to a T. Every time you call tech support, you have to deal with a long list of touch or voice options, then you deal with a rep who makes you repeat their steps in the same order every single time. There's no deviation from the script, no room for efficiency. Just needless and rote adherence to procedure. Vote up Human Robots!
Then Dick caps the episode with an episode-capper, post-credit scenes. He hates them because he has to pee. Don't we all? Well I certainly did during this episode, and while I was draining my python, Dick told a story about him and his man that you'll have to listen to at the tail end of this episode. Really drives the point home.