Episode 5 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock
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| Car Insurance | 2122 | |
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| Marriage | 1273 | |
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| Table Nazis | -1055 | |
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Here’s the CBS News clip about the divorce rate going down during a recession, stupid Alex Jones predictions that didn’t happen, and the video about the Raelian Embassy:
I won’t link to the 9/11 video because it’s turbo stupid and I don’t want to spread it any more than it already has, but if you’re curious, search for “100% Proof Holographic Plane” on YouTube.
Correction: the quote I attributed to Lewis Black was actually a Louis CK quote.