Episode 11 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock

Slacktivists	7270
Neil deGrasse Tyson	949
Know-it-all Masseuses	0
Fries	-3219
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Here’s the article about the slacktivist RED campaign so you can share my hat(RED) for it.

And the USDA stats on fry consumption with an interesting inverse correlation to the rise in obesity according to the CDC. Not that any of this matters because you morons are addicted to your shitty oil-coated starch sticks.